1. laughter-everyday:

    lustmeadow:

    ikoi:

    i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

    its a free trial of death

    plus you get cool dreams

    (via fatteramy)

  2. stuartsometimes:

    I warned you

    (Source: stuartstormborn, via bieberinmypants69)

  3. lilyskinned:

    this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

    (Source: etheoia, via fatteramy)

  4. holook:

    bye

    (Source: humortrain, via fatteramy)

  5. elevensleeps:

    elevensleeps:

    my mom says hey

    image

    (via laughter-everyday)

  6. "Yeah… but look at Niall"

    ancient proverb (via everniam)

    (via jadeamellia)

  7. skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    (via sunalwaysshining)

  8. emmiebar5:

    i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

    (Source: antiwillowpape, via i-hate-h-u-m-a-n-s)

  9. Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

    tstarksbitch:

    • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
    • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
    • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
    • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
    • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
    • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
    • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
    • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

    listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

    susiethemoderator:

    cheeky—-cunt:

    PSA

    How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

    Reblog to get the word out!

    (via sunalwaysshining)

  10. moondoughnut:

    who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

    (Source: moonsmoothie, via bieberinmypants69)

  11. raptortooth:

    mybine:

    lumos5001:

    amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

    sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

    image

    America makes no sense, as usual.

    bless the person that actually made the chart

    laughter from France

    image

    France what the fuck

    (Source: vexingholmes, via larryteam)

  12. australiansanta:

    do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

    (via fatteramy)

    yungterra:

    inturlrude:

    yungterra:

    naked body fresh out the shower

    you touch yourself afterhours

    why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

    he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

    (via fatteramy)

  13. "I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t."

    The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

    (Source: wordsthat-speak, via niallruinsmylife)